I'm not there

Im Not There.

BEBS/ CONSTANTLY DRUNK/24/LOVES U.K./EUROPE IS MY HOMETOWN/PUERTO RICO IS MY HOME/ACTING/EMOTIONAL/ FOREVER COMPENSATES BY LOVING EVERYONE ELSE/ LIKES SEX MORE THAN THE AVERAGE GIRL/ LOVES BOOKS/ LOVES BEING NAKED/ SEX / DRUGS / ROCK&ROLL/HIPHOP/ DISNEY/FOOD/ MUSIC I'M A LOT OF THINGS, EASY TO GET ISN'T ONE OF THEM, BUT I CAN PROMISE HOWEVER LONG OR SHORT THE RIDE IS IT WILL BE FUN.
Oct 19 '14
maigcalunicorn:

skeetbucket:

I can’t breathe

I laughed harder then i should

maigcalunicorn:

skeetbucket:

I can’t breathe

I laughed harder then i should

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Oct 19 '14

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Oct 6 '14
I’m an austrian princess. #Finale #DollFace #VestuarioCrew #Yodelay #GenteFina #BBW #LookAtMeNow #Flawless

I’m an austrian princess. #Finale #DollFace #VestuarioCrew #Yodelay #GenteFina #BBW #LookAtMeNow #Flawless

Tags: flawless vestuariocrew gentefina finale yodelay bbw lookatmenow dollface

Sep 26 '14
Pq en esta vida están los que se creen que son la gran jodienda y los que simplemente lo son #WereNotWorthy #VeanSoundOfMusicAndYoullGetIt #VestuarioCrew #OurMaster

Pq en esta vida están los que se creen que son la gran jodienda y los que simplemente lo son #WereNotWorthy #VeanSoundOfMusicAndYoullGetIt #VestuarioCrew #OurMaster

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Sep 13 '14
20 random facts about moi ( In no specific order or importance) : 
1) Just like the person who tagged me @clementine_the_tangerine I’m an eldest child and have all the classic traits that come with the title. 
2) My conscience has the voice of an old british lady. 
3) My passion for football started around 2009 and yes there is a person to blame for it, but I honestly fell in love with the game. 
4) I’ve visited 9 countries and feel like it’s not enough ( At least according to my personal goals).
5) I’m a theatre student that doesn’t look or act like your standard run of the mill artsy theatre student. 
6) According to one of my aunts I’m basically genetically predisposed to love England ( if you want me to elaborate ask).
7) I don’t know when I write in british english or american english anymore.
8) My grammar sucks in most languages. 
9) I’m a lapsed Catholic, but a catholic nonetheless. 
10) According to french people I have a french canadian accent when I speak french ,which is better than saying I sound like I know no french at all. 
11) I want to work on stage more than anything, but any job involved in theatre will make me happy. 
12) I spent all my life thinking I would live out my years in London until it became a real possibility, now I’m trying to decide how long I should live there, and where my next stop should be after. 
13) I’ve been working for years in a place I can’t even add to my professional resume, simply cause I enjoy making big girls feel beautiful. 
14) I’m pro choice even though it’s not my choice. 
15) I fight with my siblings about shit daily, but they be ma niggas for life.
17) I’m not big into eating cheese. Mozzarella, parmesano and cheese sauce apart every other cheese disgust me. 
18) In the Good and the Bad my grandmother has always been my hero and role model, i’m terrified that a time will come when she won’t be around. 
19) I always thought I’d have my first child at 25, now that I almost am I want to wait a bit more. 
20) The happiest I’ve ever been was when I was a cast member and I live in constant nostalgia and sometimes wonder if I’ll ever live in Florida again. #RandomFacts #FAQ #Friendship #20Things

20 random facts about moi ( In no specific order or importance) :
1) Just like the person who tagged me @clementine_the_tangerine I’m an eldest child and have all the classic traits that come with the title.
2) My conscience has the voice of an old british lady.
3) My passion for football started around 2009 and yes there is a person to blame for it, but I honestly fell in love with the game.
4) I’ve visited 9 countries and feel like it’s not enough ( At least according to my personal goals).
5) I’m a theatre student that doesn’t look or act like your standard run of the mill artsy theatre student.
6) According to one of my aunts I’m basically genetically predisposed to love England ( if you want me to elaborate ask).
7) I don’t know when I write in british english or american english anymore.
8) My grammar sucks in most languages.
9) I’m a lapsed Catholic, but a catholic nonetheless.
10) According to french people I have a french canadian accent when I speak french ,which is better than saying I sound like I know no french at all.
11) I want to work on stage more than anything, but any job involved in theatre will make me happy.
12) I spent all my life thinking I would live out my years in London until it became a real possibility, now I’m trying to decide how long I should live there, and where my next stop should be after.
13) I’ve been working for years in a place I can’t even add to my professional resume, simply cause I enjoy making big girls feel beautiful.
14) I’m pro choice even though it’s not my choice.
15) I fight with my siblings about shit daily, but they be ma niggas for life.
17) I’m not big into eating cheese. Mozzarella, parmesano and cheese sauce apart every other cheese disgust me.
18) In the Good and the Bad my grandmother has always been my hero and role model, i’m terrified that a time will come when she won’t be around.
19) I always thought I’d have my first child at 25, now that I almost am I want to wait a bit more.
20) The happiest I’ve ever been was when I was a cast member and I live in constant nostalgia and sometimes wonder if I’ll ever live in Florida again. #RandomFacts #FAQ #Friendship #20Things

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Sep 11 '14

lesbianswholooklikejustinbieber:

dannielle:

kristinnoeline:

thomastowell:

nbcsnl:

Eggcelent apology.

This is one of the most spot on impressions I have ever seen.

cc: lesbians who look like justin bieber

i invented you.

SNL finally caught up, you guys. 

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Sep 7 '14

sociallyawkwarddarcy:

cornersofmind:

Teen Movies: 8tracks Collection

I want John Cusack holding a boombox outside my window. I wanna ride off on a lawnmower with Patrick Dempsey. I want Jake from Sixteen Candles waiting outside the church for me. I want Judd Nelson thrusting his fist into the air because he knows he got me. Just once I want my life to be like an 80’s movie, preferably one with a really awesome musical number for no apparent reason.

80s Boombox: 01. The Breakfast Club - Don’t You Forget About Me; Simple Minds | 02. Say AnythingIn Your Eyes; Peter Gabriel 03. Dirty Dancing - Eyes; Eric Carmen | 04. Pretty In Pink - If You Leave; Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark | 05. Some Kind Of Wonderful She Loves Me; Stephen Duffy | 06.  Valley GirlI Melt With You Modern English | 07. Sixteen Candles - True; Spandau Ballet | 08. Pretty In Pink - Try A Little Tenderness; Otis Redding | 09. Dirty Dancing The Time Of My Life; Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes | 10. Top Gun Take My Breath Away; Berlin | 11. Sixteen Candles If You Were Here; Thompson Twins | 12. Mannequin - Nothing’s Gonna Stop Us Now; Starship | 13. Some Kind Of WonderfulAbuse (Dr. Mabuse Remix); Propaganda | 14. Back To The FuturePower of Love; Huey Lewis and the News | 15. Can’t Buy Me LoveAll Night; Randy Hall | 16. The Breakfast ClubWe Are Not Alone; Karla DeVito | 17. St. Elmo’s Street - Man In Motion; John Parr | 18. Footloose - Footloose; Kenny Loggins | 19. Risky Business - Old Time Rock N Roll; Bob Seger | 20. Ferris Bueller’s Day OffTwist And Shout; The Beatles | 21. Back To The Future - Johnny B. Goode; Chuck Berry | 22. The Blues Brothers Shake A Tail Feather; The Blues Brothers feat. Ray Charles | 23. Flashdance - What A Feeling; Irene Cara | 24.  Can’t Buy Me Love - Can’t Buy Me Love; The Beatles | 25. Happy TogetherHappy Together; The Turtles | 26. Dream A Little DreamDream A Little Dream Me; Mel Tormé and Mickey Thomas | 27. Real GeniusEverybody Wants To Rule The World; Tears For Fears | 28. HeathersTeenage Suicide (Don’t Do It); Big Fun 29. Weird Science - Weird Science; Oingo Boingo | 30. Ferris Bueller’s Day Off - Oh Yeah; Yello. [LISTEN] 

90s Discman: 01. Cruel Intentions - Bittersweet Symphony; The Verve | 02. Romeo + Juliet - Lovefool; The Cardigans. | 03. ArmagedonI Don’t Want To Miss A Thing Aerosmith | 04. Freaks and GeeksBad Reputation; Joan Jett and the Blackhearts | 05. She’s All ThatRockafeller; Skank Fatboy Slim | 06. CluelessKids In America; The Muffs | 07. Can’t Hardly WaitI Can’t Get Enough Of You, Baby; Smash Mouth | 08. 10 Things I Hate About YouI Want You To Want Me; Letters To Cleo |09. She’s All ThatKiss Me; Sixpence None The Richer | 10. Cruel IntentionsColorblind; Counting Crows | 11. Romeo + Juliet - Talk Show Host; Radiohead | 12. Dawson’s Creek - I Don’t Want To Wait; Paula Cole | 13. I Know What You Did Last SummerClumsy; Our Lady Peace | 14. Buffy The Vampire Slayer - Buffy Theme; Nerf Herder | 15. JawbreakerYoo Hoo; Imperial Teen | 16. Don’t Tell Mom the Babysitter’s Dead - Draggin’ The Line; Beat Goes Bang | 17. American PieMutt; Blink 182 | 18. Empire RecordsSugarhigh; Coyote Shivers | 19. Drive Me Crazy -  Keep On Loving You; The Donnas | 20. CluelessAlright; Supergrass | 21. Hayley Wagner, StarLook At Me; Geri Halliwell | 22. Teaching Mrs TingleSorry; Stretch Princess | 23. Wish Upon A StarHeaven; Moonpools and Caterpillars | 24.10 Things I Hate About You - Can’t Take My Eyes Off You; Heath Ledger | 25. Buffy The Vampire SlayerLittle Heaven; Toad The Wet Sprocket | 26. Empire Records - Til I Hear It From You; Gin Blossoms | 27. ElectionThis Road I’m Traveling; Mojave 3 | 28. That Thing You Do That Thing You Do; The Wonders | 29. TitanicMy Heart Will Go On; Celine Dion | 30. Drive Me Crazy(You Drive Me) Crazy; Britney Spears. [LISTEN]

00s MP3 Player: 01. A Walk To Remember - Someday We’ll Know; Mandy Moore and Jon Foreman | 02. A Cinderella Story - I’ll Be; Edwin McCain | 03. Down To You - Let’s Stay Together; Seal | 04. Juno - Anyone Else But You; The Moldy Peaches | 05. (500) Days Of Summer - She’s Got You High; Mumm Ra | 06. The O.C. - California; Phantom Planet | 07. Veronica Mars - We Used To Be Friends; The Dandy Warhols | 08. Mean Girls - God Is A DJ; P!nk | 09. Legally Blonde - Perfect Day; Hoku | 10. Bring It On - Hey Mickey; B*Witched | 11. The Princess Diaries - Miracles Happen; Myra | 12. Just My Luck - Just My Luck; McFly | 13. She’s The Man - 4Ever; The Veronicas | 14. Freaky Friday - What I Like About You; Lillix | 15. The Perfect Man - I Will Learn To Love Again; Kaci Brown | 16. Wild Child - Let Me Think About It; Ida Corr vs. Fedde Le Grand | 17. Boys and Girls - Can’t Stop The Rock; Apollo 440 | 18. Freaky Friday - Happy Together; Simple Plan | 19. Josie And The Pussycats - Three Small Words; Rachael Leigh Cook, Tara Reid and Rosario Dawson | 20. Save The Last Dance - All Or Nothing; Athena Cage | 21. Whatever It Takes - Charm Attack; Leona Naess | 22. Confessions of a Teenage Drama QueenThat Girl; Lindsay Lohan | 23. Lizzie McGuire - What Dreams Are Made Of; Hilary Duff | 24. Raise Your Voice - Someone’s Watching Over Me; Hilary Duff | 25. What A Girl Wants - Long Time Coming; Oliver James | 26. A Walk To Remember - Only Hope; Mandy Moore | 27. Get Over It - Dream Of Me; Kirsten Dunst | 28. The Notebook - I’ll Be Seeing You; Billie Holiday | 29. The Prince and Me - I Hope That I Don’t Fall In Love With You; Marc Cohn | 30. The Sisterhood Of The Traveling Pants - These Days; Chantal Kreviazuk. [LISTEN]

10s Smartphone: 01. Pitch Perfect Cups (When I’m Gone) Anna Kendrick | 02. Easy A Change Of Seasons Sweet Thing | 03. The Fault In Our Stars Boom Clap; Charli XCX | 04. Veronica Mars - Stick Up; Max | 05. Twilight - Black Hole; Muse | 06. Divergent - Beating Heart; Ellie Goulding | 07. Vampire Academy - Bela Lugosi’s; Dead Chvrches | 08. G.B.F. - Body Work; Morgan Page feat. Tegan & Sara | 09. The First Time - Wait For Me; Motopony | 10. Veronica Mars - Prosthetic Love; Typhoon | 11. Catching Fire - Silhouettes; Of Monsters And Men | 12. The Spectacular Now - Song For Zula; Phosphorescent | 13. Breaking Dawn - Turning Page; Sleeping At Last | 14. The Fault In Our Stars - All Of The Stars; Ed Sheeran | 15. The Hunger Games - Safe & Sound; Taylor Swift and The Civil Wars | 16. Beautiful Creatures - Never Too Late; Thenewno2 | 17. The To Do List - Fade Into You; Mazzy Star | 18. City of Bones - When The Darkness Comes; Colbie Caillat | 19. Vampire Academy - Spiritual; Katy Perry | 20. Divergent - I Need You; M83 | 21. The Bling Ring - All Of The Lights; Kanye West feat. Rihanna, Kid Cudi | 22. Pitch Perfect - Price Tag / Don’t You Forget About Me / Give Me Everything; The Barden Bellas | 23. Dirty Girl - Your Love; The Outfield | 24. The Perks Of Being A Wallflower - Heroes; David Bowie | 25. Easy A - Knock On Wood; Emma Stone | 26. It’s Kind Of A Funny Story - Where Is My Mind; Maxence Cyrin. [LISTEN]

By far the playlist that took me the longest to compile.

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Sep 7 '14

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Sep 7 '14
Talk money to me! #PalCarajoTo #GenteFina #SjFashion #IGuessWereAdults

Talk money to me! #PalCarajoTo #GenteFina #SjFashion #IGuessWereAdults

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Sep 2 '14

pardonmewhileipanic:

sicknymph:

afro0naut:

coconutoil97:

coachcrewneck:

emeraldjade:

galixies:

when u tryna help out ya ugly friend

*screaming*

I’m the friend

please delete this rn

funniest vine everrrr

*wheezing* THAT FUCKING HEAD

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Sep 2 '14

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Sep 2 '14

rabalogy:

vonmunsterr:

pb’s clearly been squattin’ crazy nasty.

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Sep 2 '14
  • guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
  • guys: ew fat chicks
  • guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
  • guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
  • guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
  • guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
  • guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
  • guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
  • guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
  • guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

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Sep 2 '14

Does anyone else just sit there wondering “How the fuck do the Daleks keep coming back? I’m sure the last of it’s kind was killed in series 3…” IDK i’ve given up trying to figure it out.

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Sep 1 '14

Friendly reminder that anyone born between 1985-1998 didn’t get their hogwarts letter because Voldemort’s ministry wiped out the record of muggleborns

struckbycrissandcolfer:

damn.. okay.. at least now I know why..

And there goes why i’ll just be a measly human.

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