I'm not there

Im Not There.

BEBS/ CONSTANTLY DRUNK/23/LOVES U.K./EUROPE IS MY HOMETOWN/PUERTO RICO IS MY HOME/ACTING/EMOTIONAL/ FOREVER COMPENSATES BY LOVING EVERYONE ELSE/ MOM TO BE? (ONE DAY)/ LIKES SEX MORE THAN THE AVERAGE GIRL/ LOVES BOOKS/ LOVES BEING NAKED/ SEX / DRUGS / ROCK&ROLL/HIPHOP/ DISNEY/FOOD/ MUSIC I'M A LOT OF THINGS, EASY TO GET ISN'T ONE OF THEM, BUT I CAN PROMISE HOWEVER LONG OR SHORT THE RIDE IS IT WILL BE FUN.
Apr 18 '14

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Apr 18 '14

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Apr 18 '14
I’m not there turned 4 today!

I’m not there turned 4 today!

Tags: tumblr birthday tumblr milestone

Apr 15 '14

pieceofgold:

colinfirth:

hohohomewrecker:

i like my coffee how i like my men. rich 

and black

and strong

and three times in the morning before i do anything

#it’s idris elba i’m talking about idris elba

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Apr 15 '14
thatnigga-ian:

calmtempest:

startrekmademequeer:

lifeofabiologymajor:

artofseductionlxix:

mentalalchemy:

 
hoodjab:
A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.
Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.
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The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.
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wow

this is really cool

just five more minutes, mom

procrastination taken to the next level

Procrastinating from the womb

thatnigga-ian:

calmtempest:

startrekmademequeer:

lifeofabiologymajor:

artofseductionlxix:

mentalalchemy:

 

hoodjab:

A Greek doctor has photographed an extremely rare moment during a birth, showing a baby still encased inside the amniotic sac after it has been removed from the mother’s body.

Because the sac had not been punctured, Dr Tsigris said the baby did not even realise it had been born and behaved as if it was still inside the mother’s womb.

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The doctor said there was no risk to the baby as it was still feeding off the placenta and would begin to breathe as soon as the sac was broken.

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wow

this is really cool

just five more minutes, mom

procrastination taken to the next level

Procrastinating from the womb

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Apr 15 '14

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Apr 6 '14

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scaenica:

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS.

bUT NOTES

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Apr 6 '14

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Apr 6 '14

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Apr 5 '14

Misty Day is the most like me. I share very little with Nora and Mary Eunice. People that I’m closest to in the world have really enjoyed this season because they’ll tell me, “I love that she’s such a goober like you are.” She’s also the closest to me because she’s someone who really, really believes in the goodness of people and she really roots for people. And I love Stevie, too, so we share that. - Lily Rabe

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Apr 5 '14
  • French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

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Apr 5 '14

cannedviennasausage:

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zelenins:

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delicately-interconnected:

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delicately-interconnected:

nothatsstupid:

aria-m-fitz:

hiddenlex:

Knowing that he wouldn’t be there for her wedding, a terminally ill father walked his 11-year-old down the ‘aisle’ years early with the pastor sweetly pronouncing them ‘daddy and daughter’.

Jim Zetz, 62, from Murrieta, California, who has stage 4 pancreatic cancer, proudly held his daughter, Josie’s hand during their backyard ceremony on March 14 and placed a sparkling ring on her index finger.” 

oh my god this made me cry

this is disgusting

How revolting. What a pig of a man. He can’t bear the thought of his daughter not being owned by a man.

Or maybe if she decides she WANTS to marry the love of her life he wishes he could walk her down the aisle you fucking idiots

Yes let us force heterosexuality and archaic rituals of the patriarchal exchange of property onto pre-pubescent children, wooo freedom of choice woo

*sigh* Can’t have one nice post on this website without one of you problematic shitheads turning up, can we?

oh my god can we set this fucking website on fire

reblogging this again because I literally can not comprehend the level of bitterness you people must have to write such hateful things on a post like this.
Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you all?

oh my god what the fuck even happened with this post

did y’all even read the article that covered this


the girl KNOWS her father doesn’t have much time left with her. she WANTS to get married someday but KNOWS HE WON’T BE THERE SO THEY BOTH ARRANGE A LITTLE CEREMONY WHERE HE SYMBOLICALLY ‘GIVES HER AWAY’


GOD FORBID THEY DO SOMETHING THAT MAKES THEM HAPPY IN THE FACE OF DEATH 

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Apr 5 '14

benesmauglocked:

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derinthemadscientist:

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thegodlessatheist:

Celebrity and historic figure doppelgangers

I have this crack theory that the genetic material that determines human appearance has a finite number of possible arrangements, thus resulting in doppelgangers.

That or they’re vampires.

or genetics

Or all of these people were Companions at some point…

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Apr 5 '14

I really think…

The amount of people who would sincerely give a flying fuck if I offed myself is so small.

Like maybe some would feel a bit sad but only 5 would go to my funeral, kind of fucks given.

Yeah!

Tags: just a thought when I really do it there won't be a warning thoughts

Apr 5 '14

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