BEBS/ CONSTANTLY DRUNK/23/LOVES U.K./EUROPE IS MY HOMETOWN/PUERTO RICO IS MY HOME/ACTING/EMOTIONAL/ FOREVER COMPENSATES BY LOVING EVERYONE ELSE/ MOM TO BE? (ONE DAY)/ LIKES SEX MORE THAN THE AVERAGE GIRL/ LOVES BOOKS/ LOVES BEING NAKED/ SEX / DRUGS / ROCK&ROLL/HIPHOP/ DISNEY/FOOD/ MUSIC I'M A LOT OF THINGS, EASY TO GET ISN'T ONE OF THEM, BUT I CAN PROMISE HOWEVER LONG OR SHORT THE RIDE IS IT WILL BE FUN.
Tomorrow I will be playing the role of crazy mum #babysisgrad #thatshitcrey #StressAttacks #lefam #lavie
As long as shes got her Scotch and glass it’s all good #lateNightBonding #Alchy #scotchdrinkers #bfftime (at Bebi’s alternate reality)
If youre gonna be a mess, might as well be a hot mess #CoverMeInCurryAndLetTheIndiansTakeMe #GreyAreas #TheresMoreToThis #MajorityRules
Mi cara de: “yeah, she does that” love this moment #TheDayOurHappyFairyTurnedIntoMrsHappyFairy #friends #DisneyFriends #Wedding #BeautifulBride #Bride (at Hacienda Siesta Alegre)
Mi almacén > el tuyo #torridpr #quickies #quickbreaktime #perverts #youhaveadirtymind #yousuckatlife (at Torrid)
If I ever lose a poker game, putting me at odds with a viscious gangster i want this song to be playing the moment i realize it XD (if you get the reference i love you)
(Source: Spotify)
and the award for the best use of that gif in human history goes to whoever made this.
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HE TRIED TO ESCAPE
FUCK THE OCEAN
I’M A BIRD MOTHAFUCK- OH SHIT
SEA PANCAKE OUT
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Well that worked out a lot better than I imagined. (x)
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Kanye West hits is head on a sign and bruises his ego
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Stu-DYING for finals! Imma die lord #obamaself #somanyfeelsitakemywigoff #myleif #nofucksaregiven #nosleeptillbrooklyn #howarethingsonthewestcoast #babyjisus (at Bebi’s alternate reality)