January 2011
Last great moment of 2010
Last night I peed in a cup…. Twice LIKE A BOSS!
Jan 1st
December 2010
Why they open so early?
Off to work at plaza at 7 am gaaahh!!
Dec 30th
1 tag
Are you happy with your life?
not at all, i think it’s been 21 years of pure waste I DON’T KNOW ANYMORE
Dec 29th
Why.....
Mamma, do you have to be a bitch!
Dec 29th
Just married reminds me how much my luv life sux
Dec 28th
1 tag
Dec 27th
Oy morons who keep saying happy birthday jesus
Jesus was born in september!
Dec 25th
I Don't Care Who You Are Fatso Get Those Reindeer...
Dec 24th
Dec 24th
2 tags
Dec 23rd
886 notes
Dec 21st
49,376 notes
Dec 20th
One thing I hate about being a girl:
caffeineandcarpaltunnel: luxurypassport: -mustache: fuckyeahleez: My parents think I’ll get raped wherever I go.  Ohmygod. THIS. My parents don’t trust me enough to go on a date and I’m 16 now. My dad thinks every guy I talk to will try getting in my pants. I’m 19. I’ve never had a boyfriend and half the guys I hang out with are gay. do what i did, have sex then tell your parents...
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Caffeine and carpal tunnel: thereisnogod: Why... →
thereisnogod: Why don’t I believe in God? No, no no, why do YOU believe in God? Surely the burden of proof is on the believer. You started all this. If I came up to you and said, “Why don’t you believe I can fly?” You’d say, “Why would I?” I’d reply, “Because it’s a matter of faith”. If I…
Dec 20th
66 notes
Dec 20th
“Me siento bien bellaka, creo que voy a caer en regla”
– Sammi
Dec 17th
1 note
1 tag
Dec 17th
1 tag
Dec 16th
From a paragraph to a sentence
You could’ve at least said congrats on becoming legal, but instead you made it short and simple. Goes to show how fall we’ve fallen I can’t believe this is getting to me on my birthday. I can’t believe how time flies
Dec 15th
norma--bates asked: Happy Birthday!! Cheer up, you're not old. Girrrrrrl, you're young and beautiful! I hope you have a great birthday :).
Dec 15th
norma--bates asked: Happy Birthday!! Cheer up, you're not old. Girrrrrrl, you're young and beautiful! I hope you have a great birthday :).
Dec 15th
sparklyshitz-deactivated2011022 asked: its not midnight here yet buuuuuuut

HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!<3
Dec 15th
sparklyshitz-deactivated2011022 asked: its not midnight here yet buuuuuuut

HAPPPPY BIRTHDAY GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!!<3
Dec 15th
housewivescoffeeparty asked: Life sucks.
You'll die.
But today...
Is your Birthday!

Happy B-day!
Dec 15th
housewivescoffeeparty asked: Life sucks.
You'll die.
But today...
Is your Birthday!

Happy B-day!
Dec 15th
caffeineandcarpaltunnel asked: TE ESTAAAAS PONIEEEENDO VIEEEEEJAAAAA
CON CAAAARAAA DE CONEEEEEJAAAA
Y PAAAATAS DE CANGREEEEEJO
Y CUEEERPO DE A VEEESTRUUUZ
Dec 15th
caffeineandcarpaltunnel asked: TE ESTAAAAS PONIEEEENDO VIEEEEEJAAAAA
CON CAAAARAAA DE CONEEEEEJAAAA
Y PAAAATAS DE CANGREEEEEJO
Y CUEEERPO DE A VEEESTRUUUZ
Dec 15th
1 tag
Dec 15th
2 notes
Bebimarie calls the police popo
caffeineandcarpaltunnel: and i think of this: bahahaha sometimes i see him too!! other times this comes to mind
Dec 15th
3 notes
sparklyshitz-deactivated2011022 asked: 5 things you couldn't live without.
Dec 15th
1 note
If You're a Real Tumblr User, You Must Know This.
georgieadeux: danev: derych: mraddiepops: thelifeofscottparsons: imcutee: thetruthcanbeaterriblething: peytonyar: foreverinmythoughts: Reblog to see the hidden message.  Aww :’) Why can I never see it >:(  I will :’) cheesy:] :’) ♥ Ohh. Oic. awwh Awh. (‘: what?
Dec 15th
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sparklyshitz-deactivated2011022 asked: 5 things you couldn't live without.
Dec 14th
Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 14th
344 notes
Tu puedes pagar los gastos de la Universidad,
yeniesque: caffeineandcarpaltunnel: paradingfreedom: bien por ti, éxito. Ahora piensa en el otro 75% de la población total que no puede ni pagar un chicle, y hablamos. HOLD ME. Y ahora piensa en el porciento de la población que esta en perfectas condiciones de trabajo, y actúan como todo lo contrario para tragarse todo el dinero del gobierno. AHORA PIENSA EN EL PORCIENTO DE LA...
Dec 14th
WatchWatch
caffeineandcarpaltunnel: lizcoco: proverbialdoormat: katiedegennaro: violettevandalism: dallywally: drugs-style-unicorns: foreverthebest: fashionevolution: shockrev: whatacheezzzball: wtfrancheska: I tried so hard not to cry. God bless this girl and her family. Worth the reblog. </3 I cried even though I tried not to.  :’( omg.. crying :(  that was so sad omg i...
Dec 14th
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I want to protest my right to a public institution
FUCK THE GOVERNMENT!! THIS IS A NEW ERA OF PROHIBITION AND WE THE STUDENTS ARE THE REBELS NEVER FORGET THAT IDEAS LIVE ON AND THO AT FIRST WE MAY FAIL AND LOOSE MANY, OUR IDEAS WILL GROW AND WE WILL HAVE OUR WAY FTW YO SOY UPR Y USTEDES SON UNOS PELABIICHO LAPDOGS 
Dec 14th
Dec 13th
3,847 notes
Class is sooo boring
caffeineandcarpaltunnel: bebimarie: I’m so distracted, christina will help me tho! Rite? Rite? Say yes bitch!!> You’re so needy. :P> Meh! I is bloddy clevurr
Dec 13th
4 notes
Class is sooo boring
caffeineandcarpaltunnel: bebimarie: I’m so distracted, christina will help me tho! Rite? Rite? Say yes bitch!! You’re so needy. :P Know who else is needy? Kids in Somalia, yet I bet u don’t turn r back on them….do you? If you do then I say madame you have noo heart! Who the fuck comes to la upi wearing tights it’s fucking hawt out
Dec 13th
4 notes
Class is sooo boring
I’m so distracted, christina will help me tho! Rite? Rite? Say yes bitch!!
Dec 13th
4 notes
Hey you
caffeineandcarpaltunnel: bebimarie: Cristina stop tumbling in class Asshole. xD Tu face
Dec 13th
Gah!
Le asian annabe profe appeared Trolololololo
Dec 13th
Hey you
Cristina stop tumbling in class
Dec 13th
I is...
needing to get laid ASAP!!! I know who I want but he don’t want me and the one who wants me that i also want is too damn far!! why God??
Dec 13th
gah!!!
tease!!! blue balls pt. 2
Dec 12th
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