BEBS/ CONSTANTLY DRUNK/22/LOVES U.K./EUROPE IS MY HOMETOWN/PUERTO RICO IS MY HOME/ACTING/EMOTIONAL/ FOREVER COMPENSATES BY LOVING EVERYONE ELSE/ MOM TO BE? (ONE DAY)/ LIKES SEX MORE THAN THE AVERAGE GIRL/ LOVES BOOKS/ LOVES BEING NAKED/ SEX / DRUGS / ROCK&ROLL/ DISNEY/FOOD/ MUSIC I'M A LOT OF THINGS, EASY TO GET ISN'T ONE OF THEM, BUT I CAN PROMISE HOWEVER LONG OR SHORT THE RIDE IS IT WILL BE FUN.
Feb 22 '12
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My puertorican girl logic…
In this small island there is 1 man per every 7 women
Out of every 3 men here 1 is homosexual and one is married with kids
Out of every 10 straight single guys 3 live with mum, 4 are playing the field and 1 has an STD
Out of that have 20 guuys left 10 of which are dead, 3 are in the drug buisness ,2 are probably studying abroad, 1 has a girl friend, and 2 don’t like big girls
Long story short there is a 00.00000002 percent chance of me actually finding a man in this island. The odds don’t look pretty at all.
AND THAT’S THE REAL REASON I WANT TO DATE A FOREIGNER AGAIN OR EVER, COS nO MAN HERE WANTS ME
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